You have 5 or more little french chef figurines in your kitchen
You are wearing or own a pair of underwear with the chef, a wine bottle, a grape vine, or coffee cup on them
You call Velveeta, the Formage
You supress the urge to kidnap Emerell (spelling) and keep him as a pet
You wear a tall fluffy hat when you make a pb&j sandwich
You say La before every word
You have more than one picture of the eiffel tower in your house
You are collecting old wine bottles, corks or anything that has Frenchy French writing on it and your spouse has begged you to throw it away.
You are thinking of several lines to add to this right now!!!!
Thursday, January 28, 2010
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